Life

2004? 2005?

WSA

 

My former boss from Yale has started putting up old photos of the Yale Recycling Crew up on Facebook. It’s pretttttty wonderful.

Here I am on a rainy New Haven day with my coworker Madeleine performing a waste stream analysis of the refuse from Old Campus. We were trying to track the effectiveness of our new on campus recycling campaign. Later that day while we were rummaging through some trash from another college, we came across four water bottles full of urine. And that was when I learned about how men keep pee bottles. Nowadays, I could have learned that from Tina Fey’s Bossypants, but you really don’t believe it until you see it. Even though it was absolutely disgusting, we “analyzed” it anyways in the “bio” pile. What the heck was wrong with us?

Anyways, I miss the recycling crew. Best job ever!

 

Craiglist

Favorites from Craigslist: Snake Exorcism

Favorites from Craigslist: I’m on Craigslist every day for fun and see some crazy stuff. Might as well share the LOLs.

SnakeExorcism

In case you can’t read the text on the image…

Need Exorcist (ingleside / SFSU / CCSF)

I have a very possessed snake in my homestead that needs an exorcism. It started a few months back when I bought some items from a flea market and a series of strange events accord that seemed to be centered around my snake. It normally never moves and is very friendly, but one day I tried to touch and it just snapped, bit me twice and tried to escape its cage. I tried not to think much about it until the signs of demonic possession were indubitable. I was doing push ups and I hear something like parseltongue whispering in my ear. I get up and see my snake slithering up the wall of my room backwards. Which is impossible. I did what any god fearing man would do; through in its cage and put weights on the lid to make sure it can’t get out. This was less than 24hours ago. Its grown 6 inches since that time. I need a practiced professional exorcist that has dealt with demons beyond gods power. Holy water and prayer will not work.Reply please!!

Keywords: preacher, priest, nun, spiritual

 

Too good.

Life

Finally got new glasses

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I tried out Warby Parker glasses via mail a few years ago and even blogged about it, but never got around to buying a pair (my prescription hasn’t changed in about 4 years, so there was no rush). Finally after checking out the Warby Parker showroom on Divisadero a week or so ago, I plunked down for a pair of the Ballards in Gimlet Tortoise. It seriously only took like 5 minutes to buy them. EZ PZ. I thought that the freckling of the tortoiseshell pattern might be a bit much for my face, but I like the effect a lot. Well worth 95 bucks.

Art, Life

Stumbled across this totally NSFW music video the other day. It’s so brilliantly universal. Who hasn’t had this fantasy before? There are so many important life lessons packed into 5 minutes. Remember, your life is your own. Even if it doesn’t seem like it, you have a choice. You aren’t defined by what other people think of you. You can change course if you want. Things can be different. Just don’t wait too long…

Also, look out for the to do list. It’s too good.