Friday! Yes! Finally! It’s been a strange week. I celebrated my birthday over the weekend in chilly Vancouver and then once I got back promptly got incredibly sick. I’m finally starting to feel normal again.
Let’s look at some links!
Tiny Burrito Hamster had a tiny Friendsgiving! Afterwards he watched tiny football and did a tiny 5k to burn it all off.
Portraits of gender reassignment. These are quite lovely.
How hillbilly reality tv got too real. I am very sad about the unraveling of Honey Boo Boo.
I fell down the rabbit hole reading these Monistat 1 reviews on Amazon. Moral of the story is don’t use that shit! An excerpt from one of my favorites:
The last 10 minutes of work my boyfriend showed up and I was hunched over a freezer in the back, breathing as though I was about to give birth to satan himself. I followed my boyfriend home with one hand on the wheel and the other pulling my shorts aside praying that the ac would somehow reach my poor little “who” and make her feel better. I waddle in the house and my boyfriend tried to touch my butt… I slapped his hand down and suddenly the devil leaped into my body and lashed out at him. The meanness rolled from my tongue, but I couldn’t be touched. Boyfriend simply couldn’t understand, when I finally came to, that my Netherlands felt as though a large colony of fire ants had decided to call it home and were celebrating by setting off fireworks and eating wasabi covered hotdogs while the red hot chili peppers gave a killer performance of “come on Baby Light my Fire.” I crawled in bed and whimpered for god to just take my life…
I don’t believe in astrology, but this Dating the Zodiac series is pretty fun.
21 women on the dumb things they spend their money on. Hint: food is expensive.
There is an academic journal for Adventure Time research
I had a hard time getting into season 1 of American Horror Story (Murder House), but the latest season, Freak Show, seems just up my ally!
Here’s Seal Boy from Season 4 in his real life…. doing burlesque with his prosthetics.
Last freak show link, I swear: This essay makes me want to re-read Geek Love
Also, if you are in advertising and love cards against humanity, an ad agency created their own cards…
To celebrate Black Friday, the actual creators of Cards Against Humanity sold poop. 😀
It’s the end of the year-best of lists are coming out like gangbusters. Here’s NYTime’s best books of 2014.
Top gifts for your fitness freak friends. Which at this point is pretty much all my friends. Crossfit dice, anyone?
Scallion pancakes are one of my favorite unhealthy Chinese foods. Now I can make my own at home, Yan Can Cook style.